Mr Hales has removed the document he wrote about himself. But boys and girls don’t worry. We put it on scribd instead. If you want to see Mr Hales (partner of a big law firm in London – Nabarro) in a cheerleading outfit, in a gorilla suit and in a bikini – look at this: http://www.scribd.com/doc/3489709/Implications-of-the-Internet
I thought I’d help you out with your next document, Mr Michael Hales (Senior Litigation Partner at Nabarro Nathansons, now just Nabarro because Mr Nathanson obviously has now joined the law courts in the sky (probably after reading that his male lawyers like dressing up in bikinis and doing gymnastics in ape suits): http://www.plazapublishing.co.uk/Judith_Rich&Michael_Hales_PPT.pdf
Make sure you include this picture in your next doc Mikey.
Michael Hales is a lawyer at Nabarro Nathansons. As he says on his Nabarro Nathansons ‘CV’ he undertakes defamation work (by reading that VV down there VV he means defaming himself for a living lol). I mean, what sort of moron writes something about defaming people and then as an example puts in libellous photos of themself? Yep, I know. Our libel expert Michael has forgotton to put that he doesn’t actually look like any of the photos he’s included and that the examples he’s put in his document were taken from other websites. So instead it looks like:
Author: “Michael Hales, Partner, Dispute Resolution, Nabarro”. “I have found another picture of myself. This is me, Michael Hales.” Then stamped next to it is his law firms logo.
“……. I can represent you if you are being defamed and I can do it looking like a cross-dressing, cheerleading gorilla whilst doing so.”
Is Lou still wobbling on about the “appropriation of charitable funds”, “the responsibilities of Trustees” and “the reputation of a charity being one of its greatest assests”??? LMAO Wotta twat.
Some people look at the property and think, “Hmmmm…. Mortgage!..” Other people look at the property and think… “That’s one motherfuckin art canvas… Wooooooooooo-hooooooooooo! Where’s the fuckin spraypaint?!!! LOL”
“You know someone should call up Croydon Police and report this criminal damage!!!”
Uncle Dave was up in the loft cutting through the roof beams (as one does on the average wednesday evening LOL) and the dope hacked through the alarm wires (which set off the burglar alarm).The banging noise in the background is me, dave and steven trying to get the alarm system off the wall to shut the fuckin thing up LOL.
What you’ll seen soon is Norwood Cops turn up to see if everything is ok LOL.
(And there’s Diabetes UK gassing on about ‘someone should report this to Croydon Police!!!’.)
Fucking moron, Paul Jones LOL. Now you know why we’re laughing at you so much LOL.
he was born on the 13th day of july in 1986 in mayday hospital. named barnard neil mcclean he soon learned how to defend himself.
for the first twelve years of his life neil lived in essex. he went to brentwood school for a year before he was bullied out the gates. they used to say neil resembles rodney 'you plonker' from only fools and horses. his family moved away to surrey where he then attended therfield school.
neil's interests include: football, rugby, cricket, sports generally, sex, being with his fiance, sex and throwing left over take away food over the fence at the neighbours.
neil likes to watch on television: match of the day, football, south park, cricket, rugby, malcolm in the middle, pimp my ride, corrie, lost, the wright stuff, never mind the buzzcocks, hollyoaks, top gear, my family and deal or no deal.
neil does not watch big brother.
the films neil likes to watch are: the godfather, austin powers, american psycho, the silence of the lambs, blade, american pie, gangs of new york, godzilla and final destination.
neil listens to most types of music. he likes anything from dnb, rap, hiphop, old skool to rock, rnb and pop. he likes these artists: timbaland, ludacris, akon, p diddy ft keyshia cole, fedde le grande, fergie, nas, missy elliot, chamillionaire ft krayzie bone, ciara, eric prydz, red hot chili peppers, jamiroquai, kelis, roger sanchez, house of pain, n-dubz, 2pac ft ashanti & ti, beyonce, the chemical brothers, kanye west and jay-z.
